Johnny Meatseed is a folklore character who plants meat trees in his way. He sings whenever he plants the meat tree seeds and spits at them to make them grow.
Johnny Meatseed's song:
- My name is Johnny Meatseed
- And I'm a meat tree planting man
- I've planted meat trees near and far
- across this glorious land!
His second appearance:
- Perhaps you think I'm full on bunk
- That meat don't grow like that
- Well, did you ever see a dog connected to a cat
- He is a parody of Johnny Appleseed.