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Cat: Where..?-- I know I've got it around here somewhere! Dog! Dog, have you seen my ice skates?

(Dog shakes his head "No")

Cat: What are you eating?

(Dog spits out the rest of the ice skates)

Cat: I can't believe this..

Dog: Found your skates!

Cat: Eww..

Dunglap: CatDog! You've got to help me!

Dog: What's the matter Dunglap?

Dunglap: I didn't finish my homework, school starts in five minutes Mrs. Grock is going to kill me!

Cat: Oh, Mrs. Grock! Wasn't she the one with the ruler?

Dunglap: That's her, but she uses a whip now! I'd give anything to get out of this fix!

Cat: I smell genius! (Laughing) Mr. D, worry no more, for the small fee of 25 simoleons all your problems will be solved! Money back guarante.

Dunglap: You sure this will work?

Cat: Never you mind. On your merry way Dunglap, my boy. Toddle off to school and leave everything to me! Dog, I've had another one of my brilliant ideas!

Dog: Oh boy!

Mrs. Grock: Time to turn in your homework! And you'd better have it.....or else!

Dunglap: That darn cat--Ripped me off! 25 bucks down the drain.

Mrs. Grock: Dunglap, where's your homework?

Dunglap: Uh....um....

Mrs. Grock: Looks like someone is going to be whipped... and expelled.

Dunglap: It's, um....

Dog: Hi Ho Diggity!

Dunglap: A dog ate my homework!

Mrs. Grock: Now that's an excuse! How about i give....

(Cuts paper into A+)

(Kids cheering)

Dunglap: Alright!

(Phones ringing)

Cat: A dog ate it inc. hold, please. Dog ate it, Hablamos espanol. Dog ate it, I think he could eat that. (Laughing) Doggles, we hit the jackpot!

Man (With a French accent): Attention students, time for the souffle special. Excellent job on your homework.

Kid: A dog ate my homework!

(Orchestra playing)

Man (with a German accent): Wunderbar! You all did your homework! Aah!

(Orchestra stops playing)

Boy: A dog ate my homework!

(Others cheering)

Teacher: Homework is now due!

Boy: A dog ate my homework!

Cat: Dog, we're rich! Look at this collection of Franklins! 100, 200, 300. Mr. Franklin, you are one good-looking guy.

Dog: Cat...

Cat: What? What?

Dog: I was thinking; shouldn't people do their homework?

Cat: Not if they have a good excuse

Dog: Oh!

(Helicopter whirring above)

Cat: Did you hear that?

Guard: Area secured- bring out the president.

Rancid: Ok, here's the deal. I didn't do my homework for this big state of the union speech so i need your help. All I've got so far is "Four score and seven years ago." What do you think? It feels like it's been done before.

Dog: You didn't do your homework, Mr. President?

Rancid: Oh, it's those darn video games -- I'm hooked on them.

Cat: It will be an honor to help you, Mr. President.

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